Top 20 True Funny Quotes

Sometimes it takes a joke, a funny video, image or  friend to make use laugh, however, laughter can be brought to anyone with a funny quote and such quotes can be used at social gatherings to spread the laughter. Most funny quotes are a lot shorter, maybe one liners, but they still have the same effect as a good long joke and they are a lot easier to remember. Spreading laughter is like spreading happiness, you would not cry sadly if you were happy and you would never laugh if you are deeply sad. Short funny quotes that are true to life are a great thing to have in any situation and can give you more happiness when socializing with others. People who listen to these quotes can most times associate them with their real life happenings.

Below, here on PicPulp, you will find, what we think, are the top 20 funny quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and are also very true to life. Take a look now, read all of them and try to remember the ones that you enjoyed the most. Next time you are out with your friends, make them laugh or use the quotes to cheer someone up who is sad.

Another Life Quote

Another Life Quote - The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

Modern Art Quote

Modern Art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn´t.

Modern Art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn´t.

Never Let A Kiss Fool You Quote

True quote - Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss you.

Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss you.

Windows 7 Funny Quote

Windows 7 Funny Quote - It´s finished!! I will call it Windows 7!!

It´s finished!! I will call it Windows 7!!

That Awkward Moment Quote

That Awkward Moment Quote - That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

Funny Dinosaur Quote

Funny Dinosaur Quote - We are beginning to resemble extinct dinosaurs who suffered from too much armour and too little brain.

We are beginning to resemble extinct dinosaurs who suffered from too much armour and too little brain.

Marriage Is A Wondeful Invention Quote

Marriage Is A Wondeful Invention Quote - Marriage is a wonderful invention......then again so is a puncture repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention……then again so is a puncture repair kit.

Good Morning Quote

Good Morning Quote - Good morning...Let the stress begin.......

Good morning…Let the stress begin…….

Don´t Be Afraid Quote

Don´t Be Afraid Quote - Don´t be afraid to be amazing.

Don´t be afraid to be amazing.

Funny Advertising Quote

Funny Advertising Quote - Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Funny Home Sickness Quote

Funny Home Sickness Quote - The worst feeling in the world is the home sickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

The worst feeling in the world is the home sickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

The Best Investment Quote

Best Investment Quote - The best investment you can ever make is spending time taking care of yourself.

The best investment you can ever make is spending time taking care of yourself.

True Life Quote

True Life Quote - Life isn´t about waiting for the storm to pass, It´s about learning to dance in the rain.

Life isn´t about waiting for the storm to pass, It´s about learning to dance in the rain.

Time Quote

Time Quote - The days that you spend time focusing on mistakes are wasted.

The days that you spend time focusing on mistakes are wasted.

More Days Quote

More Days Quote - I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Apple And Blackberry Quote

Apple And Blackberry Quote - Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Old Age Quote

Old Age Quote - I don´t feel old - I don´t feel anything until noon. Then it´s time for my nap.

I don´t feel old – I don´t feel anything until noon. Then it´s time for my nap.

Closed Minds Quote

Closed Minds Quote - If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

When I Die Funny Quote

When I Die Funny Quote - When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people wil visit me more often.

When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people wil visit me more often.

Funny Wake Up Quote

Funny Wake Up Quote - My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

 

You will find that a lot of these quotes are very true to your own life and you may find that they help you bring a bit of laughter to your hard times. Remember the ones that are most important to you and use them when you are around your friends or family to help spread the happiness!

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